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如果每个国家的人都变成该国的代表性动物,比如美国人变成秃鹰,澳大利亚人变成袋鼠,谁会赢得战争

If every country's population was turned into that country's national animal (all Americans bald eagles, all Australians kangaroos), who would win in a war?

如果每个国家的人口都变成该国的代表性动物(美国人都变成秃鹰,澳大利亚人都变成袋鼠),谁会赢得战争?

以下是Quora读者的评论:

Lukas Pak, Interested in: Video Games, History, Space, IT, Maps.

TOP 4 COUNTRIES WITH THE HIGHEST POPULATION (2019):

China: 1,420,062,022 (National Animal: Giant Panda)

India: 1,368,737,513 (National Animal: Royal Bengal Tiger)

United States: 329,093,110 (National Bird: Bald Eagle)

Indonesia: 269,536,482 (National Animal: Komodo Dragon)

人口最多的4个大国(2019):

中国:1420062022(国家代表动物:大熊猫)

印度:1368737513(国家代表动物:孟加拉虎)

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美国:329093110(国家代表动物:秃鹰)

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印度尼西亚:269,536,482(国家代表动物:科莫多龙)

There could be a long discussion regarding this question but by the numbers (China vs India), India would win (Giant Panda vs Royal Bengal Tiger), it depends on how strong is the animal, maybe one of them is injured, there’s a lot of “maybes”. But if war happened between 1,420,062,022 Giant Pandas and 1,368,737,513 Royal Bengal Tigers, India would win, as the tiger is more mobile, is a predator, longer teeth, and the tigers are heavier. As we know “cats eat birds”, if bald eagle flew down to the range of which the tiger could reach him - the eagle would be shredded. Komodo Dragon vs the current winner - Royal Bengal Tiger. The tiger has better mobility, faster metabolism, stronger bite power, and is bigger. The tiger has better fighting skills and would win easily. The only thing that could hurt the tiger is the venom, but before that the Komodo Dragon needs to bite the tiger which is hard due to the tiger being a lot faster, stronger and having better fighting skills. In the end, if Komodo Dragons managed to kill some tigers, there’s only 269,536,482 of them and there are 1,368,737,513 Royal Bengal Tigers.

关于这个问题的讨论可能会旷日持久,但是从人数上(中国对印度),印度会赢(大熊猫对孟加拉虎),这取决于动物有多强壮,也许其中一方受伤了,有很多“可能”。但是如果战争发生在1420062022只大熊猫和1368737513只皇家孟加拉虎之间,印度会赢,因为老虎更灵活,是食肉动物,牙齿更长,而且老虎更重。正如我们所知道的,“猫吃鸟”,如果秃鹰飞到老虎的活动范围内,秃鹰就会被撕成碎片。科莫多龙对战至今目前的赢家——皇家孟加拉虎。老虎有更好的灵活性,更快的新陈代谢,更强的咬力,块头更大。老虎有更好的战斗技能,很容易取胜。唯一能伤害老虎的是毒液,这就需要科莫多龙能咬到老虎,这很困难,因为老虎奔跑速度更快,更强壮,有更出色的战斗技能。最后,即便科莫多龙能设法杀死一些老虎,它们也只有269536482只,而皇家孟加拉虎却有1368737513只。

The winner is National Animal Of India - Royal Bengal Tiger.

所以获胜者是印度的国家代表动物——皇家孟加拉虎。

 

Ben Phelps, Resident Teenage Answer Critic at Quora (2019-present)

Well, I won't lie, this is a very simple and easy answer for me. Everyone says India, but let’s see if that’s true…

好吧,我不会说谎,每个人都说是印度,让我们看看是不是真的…

So lets list off some populations now (I will only be including countries with the highest population for duplicate national animals, sorry):

所以,让我们现在列出一些国家的人口数(不好意思,我只会列出那些国家动物种群数量最多的国家):

China - Panda Bear - 1.43 Billion

India - Bengal Tiger - 1.37 Billion

United States - Bald Eagle - 330 Million

Indonesia - Komodo Dragon - 271 Million

Brazil - Jaguar - 211 Million

Nigeria - Eagle - 201 Million

Russia - Russian Bear - 146 Million

Mexico - Golden Eagle - 128 Million

Ethiopia - Lion - 112 Million

Turkey - Grey Wolf - 83.4 Million

Wales - Welsh Dragon - 3.14 Million

Greenland - Polar Bear - 56,171

中国-熊猫- 14.3亿

印度-孟加拉虎- 13.7亿

美国-秃鹰- 3.3亿只

印度尼西亚-科莫多龙- 2.71亿

巴西-捷豹- 2.11亿

尼日利亚-老鹰- 2亿1千万

俄罗斯-俄罗斯熊- 1.46亿

墨西哥-金雕- 1.28亿

埃塞俄比亚-狮子- 1.12亿

土耳其-苍狼- 8340万

威尔士-威尔士龙- 314万

格陵兰-北极熊- 56171

So now that you’ve read those, I'm sure you can guess who my money’s on…

所以,你已经阅读了以上内容,我相信你可以猜出我要把钱押在谁身上了……

The bears will hang back on a defensive, trying to prepare for the inevitable frontal assault by the tigers. The tigers decide to deal with the jaguars first, as they pose the largest threat the longer the fight goes. The tigers easily win with only 100 million-ish gone, as the tigers are much more physically dominant than the jaguars. The lions and wolves fight during this as well, however due to the superior communication and teamwork from Turkey, the lions sustain heavy losses in their victory, making them easy work for the tigers. The Komodo dragons, aggressive as they are immediately attack everything with no coordination.

熊将保持防守,希望为老虎不可避免的正面攻击做准备。老虎决定先对付美洲虎,因为它们的威胁最大,战斗持续的时间也越长。老虎队在只有1亿人的情况下轻松取胜,因为老虎队在体格上比美洲虎队更具优势。狮子和狼也会在比赛中互相厮杀,但是由于来自土耳其的出色沟通和团队合作,狮子在这场胜利中损失惨重,使得他们很容易为老虎效力。科莫多巨蜥很有攻击性,会立即攻击一切对手,不做协调。

Eliminated:

Turkey

Indonesia

Brazil

Ethiopia

被淘汰的队伍:

土耳其

印度尼西亚

巴西

埃塞俄比亚

The birds are not very inter-specially aggressive, so they have an uneasy alliance as they dominate the skies, launching a pro-and-poke attack on all the remaining creatures, pecking the creature then flying up before they can react. Soon, however, the tigers catch on, and turns their focuses to the skies, catching many of the attacking eagles, forcing the eagles to halt their assault. The bears sustain harsh injuries though, and as the eagles pull back the tigers soon trounce upon the bears, one country at a time. They start with Greenland, then Russia, then China. They sustain massive casualties, eventually, the birds are forced to the ground to eat from the carcasses, and are soon picked off until death.

鸟类并没有特别的攻击性,所以它们在天空中形成了一个不稳定的联盟,对所有剩下的生物发起攻击,在它们能做出反应之前啄食它们然后飞起来。不过老虎很快就知道如何应对了,它们把注意力转向天空,抓住了许多攻击鹰,迫使鹰停止攻击。不过北极熊还是受到了严重的伤害,当老鹰们撤退的时候,老虎们很快就对北极熊发起了一次又一次的攻击。他们从格陵兰岛开始,然后是俄罗斯,然后是中国。他们承受着巨大的伤亡,最终,这些鸟被迫落到地面上啄食尸体,并很快被捕死亡。

So yes, INDIA WI- OH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?! THREE MILLION WELSH DRAGONS SWEEPING IN WITH FIERY BREATH, SHARP TALONS, AND EVEN SHARPER TEETH?!?! OH MY GOD, ALL THE TIGERS ARE DEAD, EVERYTHING'S DEAD, I’M DEAD!!!!!

是的,印度,等等,那是什么鬼?!?!三百万威尔士龙带着炽热的呼吸、锋利的爪子和更锋利的牙齿横扫而来?!?!我的天啊,所有的老虎都死了,所有的东西都死了,我死了!!

Wales wins easily, not even close, no matter when they join the battles, start or finish.

威尔士很容易取胜,把对手远远甩在身后,无论他们什么时候参加战斗,一开始就直接结束了。

 

Allen Lobo, Corporate finance, former physician & research physicist

This one wouldn’t even be close.

实力会十分悬殊。

India.

The biggest, heaviest, smartest, most vicious, most stealthy and best equipped with claws and canines, hands down the most deadly of all of the big cats - a tiger.

印度。

最大的、最重的、最聪明的、最邪恶的、最隐秘的、装备了最好的爪子和犬齿,毫无疑问是所有大型猫科动物中最凶猛的物种——那就是老虎。

Arguably the most deadly land predator on earth with only the grizzly bear to give it a match. Not to mention the most handsome of all beasts (in my opinion, that is).

And at 1.3 billion?

Good fucking grief!

可以说,老虎是地球上最凶猛的陆地捕食者,只有灰熊能与之匹敌。更不用说,(在我看来,老虎是最漂亮的野兽了。

数量多达13亿?

真是叫人悲伤逆流成河呀!

Forget 320 million eagles (USA) or 80 million of them (Germany), 150 million bears (Russia) or 60 million lions (UK). Not to mention 1.4 billion pandas (China) or 60 million roosters (France).

忘了3.2亿只鹰(美国)或8000万只鹰(德国),1.5亿只熊(俄罗斯)或6000万只狮子(英国)吧。更不用提中国的14亿只熊猫和法国的6000万只公鸡了。

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