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reddit: 我晚上就餐餐馆卫生间里的一个作品。中国独有。

This was hanging in the bathroom in the restaurant I ate at tonight. Only in China...

这是我晚上就餐餐馆卫生间里的一个作品。中国独有。。。

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[–]ZombieBisque
A different kind of nosejob

另类的擤鼻涕。

[–]WayneQuasar
Ah yes, the ol' trunk tug.

老象鼻撸,爽。

[–]Xanthan81
The ol' Snout & Spout!

鼻涕和精液傻傻分不清楚!

[–]Fun2badult
They use it like it’s their hand

把象鼻当手使。

[–]MysteriousEntity
And this is why the evolution of an elephant's intelligence will be capped forever.

这就是大象智商的演化始终上不来的原因。

[–]CodeMonkey24
Same reason why cats will probably never reach human-level intelligence. The instant the males discover they can lick their own balls, the species would stop.

这也是猫达不到人类智商水平的原因。当雄性意识到可以舔自己的蛋蛋的那一刻,这种物种将停止不前。

[–]dacoobob
My aunt has a pet rat (male). He spends most of his day fellating himself furiously

我阿姨有个宠物鼠(雄性)。它每天的大部分时间都在舔淫。

[–]songbolt
That seems like a sign of stress or boredom ... Is that normal behavior in the wild?

这貌似是压力或者无聊的标志。。。。这在大自然里是正常的行为吗?

[–]witeowl
I used to own a pet store and bred rats (for pets and reptile food). It’s not normal behavior even in captivity. Then again, male rats were rarely without companions, so maybe it’s normal lonely male rat behavior (which wouldn’t occur in the wild). But rats are social, so there’s probably little normal about the activities of a single rat.

我以前开了一家宠物商店,养了老鼠(用来当宠物和爬行类食物)。即使是在被关押的情况下,这不是一种正常的行为。但是雄性老鼠一般都有伴侣,所以这或许是正常的单身雄性老鼠行为(但是在野外不会发生这种行为)。但是老鼠是社会性的,所以一只单身老鼠可能会出现不太正常的行为。

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